This Could Be the Best Key & Peele Sketch Ever
If you're not watching Key & Peele, you are living a goddamn lie. I know, I know, there's too many shows to watch: Bones, Scandal, House, Jag, Jagjams, but just shut up for five minutes and watch...
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The Quest to find The Kobester
Yes that's Metta World Peace and yes this was amazing. Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe. Here's my latest video for The 700 Level Show where I try to track down my old pal at his last game in Philly....
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Downton Horseby S:6 Ep:1 -- Primetime Performer presented by A1® Steak Snauce
New year. Same snauce.Welcome to another season of Downton Horseby, TV’s hardest hitting horse drama besides Say Yes to the Horse. As always, I'm joined by my good pal, Turbo Timmy, the only person I...
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The Bach: Oh We Back on That Again
RIP Red Velvs.Before we discuss the fact that a woman brought a horse into a house, we need to talk about the ridiculous outdoor furniture that they have at the Bachelor mansion.I mean, couches? They...
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Quiz: How Flyer'd Up Are You?
Calm down please. 1. Are you Flyer'd up?a) Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?b) Gotta be honest, I was a little Flyer'd up before last night's game, but now I'm not quite as Flyer'd up as I was...
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Game of Frones S:6:E1: Five Reasons This Show is Bullshit
Do you think that's real dirt on her neck? I don't.I know, I know, the red hot Fire Lady showed off her San Antonio Saggers -- and we'll get to that, we'll certainly get to that -- but there were a few...
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OJ: Made in America -- Part 1 -- Lotta Signs This Guy Was a Sociopath!
Sixty cents!Look, let's get one thing clear right off the bat: there's gonna be spoilers in this post. And I recognize that sounds ridiculous, because, I mean, c'mon, we all know what happens in this...
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O.J.: Made in America Part Deux -- Piece of Shit Power Rankings and my Top 5...
This movie was called A KILLING AFFAIR!OJ Simpson is a piece of shit.There were a bunch of other takeaways from O.J.: Made in America Part Deux -- like OJ Simpson being a complete piece of shit, and OJ...
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O.J.: Made in America Part III -- Joe Bell Needs His Own DocumentaryImmediately
"My name is Froggy Frog Voice! You know who I am, god dammit!"Let me let you in on a little television secret that you might not know because you're not a world-famous local celebrity/television...
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The Bachelorette: Will JoJo Be the First Bachelorette to Bang FOUR DUDES...
This show is so goddamn disgusting.First of all, I'm not calling hometown dates "hometowns." That's not even a word. And you don't get to become a world famous local online celebrity/television...
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A Letter to my Younger Self (Philly Sportsfan Edition)
This is not me. This is Dave Winfield, who I did a book report on in 4th grade. I think I got a C. Evster's note: This post was deemed TOO HOT for CSNPhilly, so I'm posting it here instead. Dear...
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Olympics Week 1 Wrap-a-dap Dap-Up
Yo, check out Rowdy Gaines!Holy fucking shit. We did it. After five days of sitting on our couches, we are all now experts on synchronized diving.“Aw man, gotta tuck the leg there or it’s a six tenths...
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OLYMPICS: What happens when that French hurdler dude who false-started has to...
Nice head. This past Tuesday (or Monday, or it could've been Sunday, I dunno, I can't be held responsible for remembering these types of things), French hurdler Wilhem Belocian false-started in the...
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2016 Sixers Thoughts, Complaints and Other Stuff that I Felt Like Posting on...
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. It's been almost 1,000 days since Joel Embiid last stuffed a basketball down a white person's throat.1,500 since the Sixers were relevant.And nearly 4,000 since Metta...
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An In-Depth Breakdown of the New Bachelor Contestants' Shoe Choices
There are plenty of ways to judge the new lady contestants on the Bachelor: Breast size, vagina size, a new formula I've come up with that compares the size of a woman's breasts to how deep their...
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Songs by Black People that are Way Better than Songs by White People: "Why I...
There's a lot goin' on with that collar. If you don't know MAJOR, you better ask somebody. Preferably a black person, because I asked around 12 different white people if they had ever heard of him and...
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Observations While Eating Pancakes on a Random Tuesday in a South Philly Diner
This is a picture of pancakes because this article has something to do with pancakes. I used to work with this guy named Brad, and he's exactly the type of Brad that you think he'd Brad.He drank Muscle...
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Mommy Dead and Dearest: Wooooooooooooo, Dusty!
Wowzers bowzers.There's not many things in this world that deserve a "wowzers bowzers."The view from Macchu Picchu? Wowzers bowzers.Those hot breakfast scrambles that come in an iron skillet with...
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The Bachelorette: Breaking Down the Micropeens
I do not talk about this man once in this post. Not once. A chick I know recently had her heart ripped out, stepped all over and thrown against a refrigerator. In the months since her ex-boyf broke up...
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If You Didn't Watch the Miss America Pageant Last Night Then You Are Living a...
Google Image search: "Miss America's freshly shaved armpits."Yeah yeah yeah, we get it, Hurricane Irma hit and destroyed a bunch of homes and killed a bunch of people and it's also 9/11 and we'll all...
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Sixers vs. Heat: 7 Not-Even-Close-to-Important Questions
Why is Richaun Holmes so out of frame in this pic?Despite the fact that they kicked Trevor Booker to the curb, the 2018 Philadelphia 76ers have gone on to become the greatest team in NBA...
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Sixers vs. Heat: Game 2 Breakdown. Is it Time to Die?
I want Belinelli to kiss my belly. There’s an old saying: You live by the three, you die from cancer. It’s completely untrue. You can also die from AIDS or dysentery or in my case, sad and alone, from...
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Even Though There is No Reason to Watch The Bachelorette This Season, There...
Ugh, I'm sorry, buddy. I truly, truly am. At first glance, this season of the Bach seems the same as all the others.The Bachelorette is completely mole-less.There are three different guys named...
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The Fact that Franklin the Dog has the Words "Franklin the Dog" Written on...
This is Franklin (the dog). There are a lot of things to complain about these days:Wildfires. The rising cost of milkshakes. Leaves.But the stupidest thing out there right now—and quite possibly the...
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