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SMWBM: Socks My Wife Buys Me
I know!!!My wife is the best!She bought me these Patrick Ewing jawns yesterday (SIXTEEN BUCKS, THO) which inspired my latest post for The 700 Level -- The Evster's Guide to Sprucing Up Your Sports...
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One Year Later -- It's Finally Time to Vote in the TVMWW Art Contest...
Evster's note: This poll on the upper right friggin sucks. It doesn't work. So instead of looking at the art and then voting, just look. Or try to vote. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Nothing...
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I'm Not Dead -- Bachelorette Stuff Coming Tomorrow
I drink coffee!!!Just posting real quick to say that I'm not dead.I've been away on a mini-vacashe, but will be watching Da Bachelorette tonight with my lovely, beautiful, voluptuous wife, and writing...
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Mad Men's Wearhouse: Matthew Weiner Can #SMB All Day Every Day
All aboard the S.S. Milkbutt.Matthew Weiner can suck so many butts. I'm not sure how many exactly -- could be 100? could be 1,000? -- but after this stunt he pulled this week, duping his audience into...
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The Bachelorette Premiere: Larry (and Other People)
Harrison tryna fuck. Look, I love the Bachelorette. You know that. You have to know that. This show has singlehandedly kept this shitbox of a blog alive for the past three years. It has given me ups,...
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Game of Frones: I Don't Really Have Time to Blorg Today, So Lemme Just Say...
Just a nice, peaceful wedding feast. BING BONG DING DONG GREEBLE-DEE-GRORB OMG ZARPO BLARPO FLING FLONG VLORP DORP!!!
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Game of Frones: Amazing Video of Red Wedding Reactions
Yo, check out this amazing video of peoples' reactions after watching that bonkers scene in this week's Game of Frones. I didn't even watch the whole thing above, just the first few mins, but it was...
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The Bachelorette: Just Week 2. We're Only at Week 2. We are Only, Only, Only...
My television exploded during this segment. In our silverware drawer, we have one stainless steel grapefruit spoon. I have no idea how it got there, we didn't register for it, it just sort of appeared...
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Game of Frones: Bonk, Buh-Bonk, Buh-Bonk-Bonk, Bonkers!
More candles than the Bachelorette?Now that the dust has settled, the blood has dried and I've stopped screaming whenever someone walks behind me, let's talk about that bonkers ep of Game of Frones....
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Pulling Back the Curtain -- Ten Facts about TVMMWMWWMMW
TVMWW NotebookAppraisal on Antiques Roadshow: $0.07 Look, I hate Facebook as much as you do, but yesterday a dumb friend of mine posted a thing on her wall entitled “The Top Ten Facts About Me” that...
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Stuff I Watch: Family Tree, Lonely Island, Learn Guitar with David Brent,...
Nice surround sound, too. Hi hi hi hi hi hihihhihi hihhihi hihhhihihihi!I'm so excited to for this post because I'm actually gonna write about stuff that I watch!I love my wife and I love The...
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I Wrote This Jawn About Cliff Lee for The 700 Level
Hi Cliff. Worth reading for da comments alone. Click here to read.Also, how bout LeBron's block last night!
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Pssstttt, We Gone Hashtag Some Isht Tonight, Son
Shoulda kept her bangs. Shhhhh, shut up.Just shut up and keep your voice down.Tonight, at 8 o'clizzock, we're all gonna meet at the tree behind the soccer fields and hashtag some isht.Loyal...
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Bachcap® with Zoo With Roy -- Week 3
Good for you, Brandon. Good for you. In an effort to build my brand, gain more followers and leave you old readers in the dust, I will once again be teaming up with Zoo With Roy this seez to write some...
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The Bachelorette: Fight Night with Brian and his Ex-Girlfriend
For the record, this lady has TONS of super hot pics online. INT. BOXING ARENA -- NIGHTJIM LAMPLEY and LENNOX LEWIS stand ringside wearing tuxedos and headsets while fans file out of an emptying arena...
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Bachcap® Four w/ Zoo With Rour
Nooooooo v-neck????This might be the only Bach recap you get this week, because I'm working on a different jawn!!Whooooooooooooooooooooooo ...... careeeessssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz???
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So I Went to a Caribbean Festival on Saturday ...
Don't stop, git it git it.I don't know what you people do in your spare time. Obviously you watch crappy television, but maybe you also read books? Naw, no one reads books. Do you play sports? What a...
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Bachcap® Germany w/ Zoo With Rermany
Velcøme to Düsseldörf!IK BEN VEIN BØRCHKORPF®!I FEEL LIKE THIS WEEK'S BACHCAP® IS A GOOD ONE.MY OWN RECAP COMING LATER TONIGHT / TOMORROW / PROLLY NEVER.
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