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The Evster and Zoo With Roy's Collabo Eagles Post on Philly DOT COM
Iron Hill Brewery has got some dope cheesesteak egg rolls. I know!I can't believe it either!But Philly.com, yeah, that Philly.com, the online home of the Philadorphlia Inqurierreerrer and...
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TVMWW Breaking Exclusive Bing-Bong News Alert: New Judge Announced on Top Chef!
Eleanor Roosevelt!So excited to see what Ellie brings to the Judges Table!Top Chorfs starts tonight at 10 pm. Tonight is Wednesday. You should check TVMWW more often if you're reading this on Thursday...
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This Week's Top #GoogSearches That Led People to TVMWMWMWMWWW
And nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, here are this week's top searches that people actually typed into Google which led them to this hellhole of a website.Also, Cinnamon Toast Crunch MASCOT.And baklava!For the...
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The Evster's Guide to Dope TV Shows this #GourdSeason
If ya don't know, now ya know, Morgannnnnn.Now that Breaking Bad is over and The Bach doesn't return 'til January, your life is completely meaningless. Sure, you could put the remote down and take up a...
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DWTS: Mario Lopez Reunited with Whatsherface Last Night and I Almost Barfed...
I'm teaching myself to use photoshop!Whaddya think?Instead of the gun guy I was gonna put a guy barfing, but it looked too gross.TV MY WIFE WATCHES EERYBODY!
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The Evster's Top 7 Things About Going Apple Picking
Kinky.On warm, brisk Saturday afternoons -- wait, can an afternoon be both warm and brisk? It sorta can, right? I mean, sunny and brisk. It can definitely be sunny and brisk. Or sunny with a chill in...
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Bachelor Photo Exclusive: Juan Pablo Dips and Doinks in Turks & Cakes!!!
Bold move to go with a Koy Detmer neck beard. *** TVMWWWWMWWMWMWMWM EXCLUSIVE ***Through ways I am not willing to discuss on this here website, your favorite blogger was able to obtain exclusive...
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Look At This Asshole's Halloween Costume
Click on da photo to make it biggerrrrrrr.So this dude I work with, RJ, showed up to our company Halloween party dressed as my blog.Even though it was clearly an amazing costume, no one knew what to...
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Are Youze Guyz Aware That You Can Find my Shit on Other Sites?
Logo-rama!A friend of mine told me this week I was "really slacking" on the ole TV Me Wurf Welpchez and I was like, "I'VE BEEN BUSY BLOGGING ON OTHER BLOGS," and she was like, "Really?" and I was like,...
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The Top 5 Things Worth Discussing About the Miss Universe Pageant
Look at Miss Universe grabbin' her titty! Pretty much the same thing happens every year during the Miss Universe pagj: a bunch of skinny chicks walk around showing off their super white teeth while I...
View ArticleMariah Carey Blows Her Fans' Tits Off on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Yo, check out this video of my favorite woman in the world surprising her fans and blowing their minds on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. It's totally worth watching and my girl looks better than ever...
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Prepare to Barf All Over Yourself: David Blaine Has a New Special Airing...
It's true, the devil himself, David Blaine is coming back to primetime television.This Tuesday night on ABC, Blaine will be performing a handful of his voodoo devil magic tricks on celebrities like...
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David Blaine's Secrets REVEALED
That's obviously a fake shoulder. David Blaine is going to kill us all.We laugh and we joke about how incredible he is, and how fun it is to tweet during his little TV specials, but the truth is that...
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Q&A with Myself about the Upcoming Bachelor Season
Check out your boy in the background with the mega lens on his camera. NICE LENS, DUDE. TAKE A COUPLE SECRET SNAPPERS, WHY DON'T YA.EVSTER: Despite the fact that you have not been blogging much...
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Don't Sleep on da Motherfuckin Sound of Music!
I honestly thought all that praying was hot as fuck. I don't really have time today for a full-blooded super bonkers breakdown of last night's LIVE TELEVISION MUSICAL EXTRAVAGANZA, so here are some...
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The Ultimate TVMWWMWMWWM Holiday Gift Guide
Jelly of the Month Club:the gift that keeps on giving. A few weeks ago, I was talking to a coworker about what I should get my wife for Hanukkah and she suggested Apple TV. Now, even though this woman...
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The Bachelor Preview: Meet a Bunch of Really, Really, Really Skinny Women
HOLY FUCKING SHIT the Bach starts this Monday!And of course, the good people at ABC, ESPN and Disney decided to air the premiere at the exact same time as the Florida State - Auburn BCS Championship...
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This Week's Downton Abbey Primetime Performer Presented by A1® Steak Sauce
Thank you to our generous sponsor. Hey all you hamburgers and cheeseburgers, welcome to a new weekly feature her at TV My Knife Cutches, The Downton Abbey Primetime Performer presented by A1® Steak...
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The Bachelor Week 1: The Good, The Bad and The Completely and Totally...
There has never been a more miserable-looking woman than the black-haired chick in the upper left. All right, before we begin, before we start ranking lunatics and talking about massage oils and...
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