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Oscar Chat with Feddd and Sara Circs: Best Foreign Language Film
Honestly an amazing movie and an amazing actor. Every Thursday from now until the Oscars, I will be checking in with TVMWW's Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and Sara Circs, to chat about movies. Their...
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Last Week's Top #GoogSearches That Led People to TVMWMWMWWW
Actual screenshot from @Kunk7's computer.Here's how this works:1. I start a blog2. People type stuff into Google that leads them to my blog3. Google Analytics allows me to see what people have searched...
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Downton Abbey: Week 7 Primetime Performer presented by A1® Steak Snauce
omg this is a thing?TVMWW's pageviews have been down lately, which has led me to take a step back and think about just what the hell I'm doing here. I figure at this point, I've got three options: I...
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The Bachelor: Time for Some #RealTalk, Son!
Stole this pic from Zoo With Roy who stole it from People.com"Honesty is the most important thing." - Juan Pabs, or Nikki, or someone else I honestly don't remember and it doesn't even come close to...
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Oscar Chat with Feddd & Sara Circs: The Worst/Secretly Best Oscar Fashion...
Sorry, Joan Rivvs.Every Thursday from now until the Oscars, I will be checking in with TVMWW's Hollywood Correspondents, Feddd and Sara Circs, to chat about movies. Their credentials are as follows:...
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Downton Abbey: Primetime Performer OF THE YEAR presented by A1® Steak Sauce
Y'all thought it was safe? A1® hits you in the face!SPOILER ALERT: There are so many spoilers in this post. Like, so many. There's honestly like 18 spoilers. ----------------------Me, last night, at...
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The Bachelor Hometown Dates: Rapid Fire Post Written on my Lunchbreak
Yo #realtalk I will stare at ducks ALL DAY LONG. Zing zang fling flang, I'm slammed at work today so here's a zippety-do quick-aroo fling-floo Bach post breaking down last night's hometown...
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The Bachelor: Rehashing Andi and Juan Pabs' Breakup Chat
Do I want waffles for breakfast? Or do I want pancakes? Here's essentially how I heard last night's conversation:Andi: Hey Juan Pabbers.Juan Pabs: Hi Andi. How you?Andi: Oh, you know, been better.Juan...
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The Evster's Top 69 Comedy Movies of Alllllllll Time
Do I really need to write an intro here? The title says it all. This is the official TV My Wife Watches list ranking the top 69 comedies of all time. For the record, I did not intend for this list to...
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The Last and Final (those words mean the same thing) Oscar Chat with Feddd &...
Put it on a t-shirt!Below you'll find the final installment of the internet's least popular blogpost series. Every week, from January 'til the Oscars, I checked in with TVMWW's Hollywood...
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The Bachelor: Women Tell All, Pinetop Jenkins Responds
Full disclosure, I'm friggin' tired. Tired, tired, tired. Tired of blogging, tired of wearing pants, tired of tha entire blog game hustle. So for this week's recap, I'm taking the week off and asking...
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Chris Harrison Can Take the Biggest Fattest Shit
#HORSELet me start off by saying fuck Chris Harrison. Fuck him right in the face. That guy, that little weasel, stirring up shit on After Da Final Rose, berating Juan Pabs and insisting he admit he was...
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The Bachelor ep 3: Ranking the Erotica
"OMG Juan Pabs that's hilarious tell us again about the time you took your sister to get an aborsh."Throughout this stupid website's run, you've heard all sorts of reasons for why I watch The Bach:...
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Holy Snotballs. Winnie Cooper is on Dancing With The Stizzies.
I put my hand up on your hip, when I dip you dip we oh who caresThe new Dancing With The Stars seez is bonkers.More to come later/maybe never.
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This Season of Dancing With The Stars Might Be Dope as Fuck
Double flutter foot!Normally I would start off this post by saying something like, "Y'all gotta watch this show. It's not horrible." or "Seriously. It doesn't suck." or "I am telling you, Russian women...
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The #DWTS Smokehouse Mountain Shakedown: Week 2
Smokey!Welcome to a new weekly feature here at TVMWMMWWMWMW, the DWTS Smokehouse Mountain Shakedown, by far the stupidest (and yet smokiest!) DWTS recap on the internet. How long do you see this one...
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This Week's Top #GoogSearches That Led People to TVMWMWWWMWW
Hey all you wonderful people who I love very much and appreciate your time and devotion to the world's biggest pile of wet, hot, disgusting internet garbage, here's another edition of #GoogSearches.For...
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The #DWTS Smokehouse Mountain Shakedown: Week 3
That's a cowboy hat.When did Robin Roberts become the most boring, cliché, cornball on the planet? Is that what happens when you beat cancer? You turn into a total sap? Roberts -- Monday night's guest...
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The #DWTS and Game of Frones Smokehouse Mountain Shakedown!
THIS IS REAL.I'm feeling a little sensitive today, so bear with me.So this morning I was walking around downtown on my way to physical therapy (whatever, I screwed up my back and my entire torso is...
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Game of Frones: What Happens Now that Joffrey Choked on his Own AIDS-filled...
Nice blue socks, tho.Hey Joffrey... drink wine much?LOLSorry.I'm really sorry.I couldn't think of a good intro to this post and then I thought of that on the way to get coffee and it made me laugh, and...
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